complete shut down and proper use of ‘bye, felicia”
lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.
But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?”
That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.
*grabs my own ass* nice
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Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him
Taylor Liked on 10/19/14
*watches annabelle trailer*
future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”
*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*
me: “here you go sweetie”
future child: “that’s not a do-“
me: “here. you. go. sweetie.”
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off