siddharthasmama:

complete shut down and proper use of ‘bye, felicia”

siddharthasmama:

complete shut down and proper use of ‘bye, felicia”

2 hours ago with 3,329 notes (via - source)
2 hours ago with 2,775 notes (via - source)

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

3 hours ago with 34,805 notes (via - source)

comickit:

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

3 hours ago with 184,663 notes (via - source)
bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

3 hours ago with 56,548 notes (via - source)
jimdoesntcarrey:

i’m he’s

jimdoesntcarrey:

i’m he’s

3 hours ago with 51,262 notes (via - source)

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

3 hours ago with 188,454 notes (via - source)
dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:


An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:

An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

3 hours ago with 101,301 notes (via - source)

putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

22 hours ago with 451,273 notes (via - source)

taylorswiftnoticed:

hasnochill:

Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him

Taylor Liked on 10/19/14

22 hours ago with 7,331 notes (via - source)
Period: You want cookies Period: You want to fuck Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? Period: Kill them. Period: Kill them too. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
22 hours ago with 483,591 notes (via - source)
lolcuteanimals:

Weenie tickles.  hehe

lolcuteanimals:

Weenie tickles.  hehe

22 hours ago with 285 notes (via - source)

floozys:

*watches annabelle trailer*

future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”

*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*

me: “here you go sweetie”

future child: “that’s not a do-“

me: “here. you. go. sweetie.” 

22 hours ago with 1,390 notes (via - source)

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

image

22 hours ago with 91,168 notes (via - source)
22 hours ago with 21,496 notes (via - source)
th